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Joke of the Day
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. **It was riveting!**"
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"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."
"I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!"
"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."
"The Queen Said If I had Balls I'd Be The King.. The king laughed... not because he wanted to because he had two."
"What's the difference between Canadians and Americans? 100 pounds."
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."
"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"
"A joke that is mildly racist How.come there were only 1800 Mexicans at the Alamo? Because they only had two pickup trucks"