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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, ""And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"" Annie replied, ""Because people are sleeping"""

"The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one."

"What's DJ Khalid's favorite number? 11, because it has another one."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"9 just scolded me at the grocery for buying wine. I told him it was ok, I was 21 to which he loudly responded, Nooo, you're 38. Thanks son."

"My girlfriend just replied to my text saying she is up for a threesome tonight! Now I am anxiously waiting for my wife to reply."

"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"