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Joke of the Day

"If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project."

"So funny how ""go to sleep"" and ""do parkour"" sound exactly the same to kids."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."

"Some say youth is wasted on the young, I say wealth is wasted on the old. Also Oxycontin."

"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."

"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"

"Guys, be sensitive. Fat people have feelings too. Usually hunger, shortness of breath, insecurity and itchiness in unreachable places."

"Do you guys know what a minstrel cycle is? A bicycle for musicians."