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Joke of the Day

"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 90 seconds. Poor guy."

"Someone snuck aboard the Death Star and stabbed Darth Vader with a lightsaber. It was a space in Vader."

"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"

"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."

"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Write ""Please turn over"" on both sides of a page and hand it to her."

"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"