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Joke of the Day
"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"
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"We're supposed to lose all the trees by 2020 but if we work hard, we can make it by 2018."
"What do you call a black man flying an aeroplane?... ... a pilot, you racist fuck"
"What's black and fills out welfare forms?? A pen, you jerk."
"[hits rock bottom] rock bottom : *calls 911 for being assaulted*"
"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""
"Would you people tweet something funny so I can steal it already? I need to update my Facebook status."
"Booster cables are racist Because being black is negative."
"Sarah Palin"
"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."