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Joke of the Day
"What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!"
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"There are three unwritten laws of life... 1. 2. 3."
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"ISIS, meet ebola. Ebola, meet ISIS. Problem solved."
"What bone will a dog never eat a trombone"
"What do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Caesars."
"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law? A Small Medium at Large"