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Joke of the Day

"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."

"When it comes to Pope vs. Trump, do you take the side of the guy who wears that ridiculous thing on his head or the Pope?"

"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."

"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"

"My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today. He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy."

"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"

"What happened to the Asian guy who walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."

"Hillary should make Bernie the ambassador to Japan. His knowledge of harpooning whales will definitely help bridge the cultural divide."

"I had beer at lunchtime and now I think I might be sitting in the wrong office"

"I can't diet because it would devastate the local fast food economy, and frankly, I just don't think I could live with that kind of guilt."