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Joke of the Day

"Why is American Airlines the best airlines company? Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office."

"So I organized a threesome last night.... There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun."

"So far I've kept my resolution to not date any super models."

"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."

"What was Poppin Fresh's new name after he was put into the witness protection program? John Dough"

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."

"HR: welcome to sexual harassment training. Me *raises hand* I'm gonna leave. HR: it's mandatory. Me: There's nobody here I would harass."

"It's like sex while camping.. it's fucking intense"

"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"