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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!"

"Russian Roulette 5/6 doctors say that its safe to play."

"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"

"FB makes HS reunions awkward. Hey, I haven't seen you 20 years. So how was that nap you took this afternoon?"

"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."

"What did the man say after he was hit by the car? Nothing. He was dead."