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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny."
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"Weed. Nature's way of saying high"
"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."
"UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves. The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card."
"Wanna see an asshole wrapped in plastic? Yeah? Ok, let me see your driver's license. (My buddy's grandpa told me this back in high school the first time I met him.)"
"How do you get rid of an itch? Start from scratch."
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"