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Joke of the Day
"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."
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"Age and sport Men at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller"
"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."
"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."
"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."
"I got sacked from my job at the Clock Factory. I just stood around making faces all day."
"A horse walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a coke. The bartender says ""Is Pepsi ok?"" The horse replies ""Neigh."""
"I hate when people tell me to have a safe flight. Like I have a choice. It's either back home, or in a swamp. I'll try really hard to live."
"i'd be ok with drone strikes if we used them against anyone who thinks mentioning ""bacon"" is funny"
"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"