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Joke of the Day
"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"
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"What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A little get together."
"How do you turn a duck into a chart topping soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers"
"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? Drizzly bear."
"Why can't hellen keller drive? She's a woman!"
"I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald"
"Why did the dinosaur eat the baby??? It didn't. Humans did not appear until after the extinction of dinosaurs."