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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Trump and an athlete? Athletes know when to stop running."
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"I've only ever met white people with gluten allergies"
"SHUT UP. BEES CAN'T SPELL."
"Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?"
"Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers? Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm."
"Where do hipsters buy their clothes? Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH."
"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a Scotsman Dreadlochs"
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."