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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."

"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."

"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"

"Have I told you how much I don't like the cars that can go up vertical surfaces? They drive me up the fucking wall."

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""

"What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real."

"""This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's drought"" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters"

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."