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Joke of the Day

"i'd be ok with drone strikes if we used them against anyone who thinks mentioning ""bacon"" is funny"

"What does black Vin Diesel smell like? What does black vin diesel smell like? Vinegar."

"A man gets a $5 hooker a man gets a hooker for $5 and get crabs. the next day he goes back to her and tells her. she says "" what did you expect for $5, lobster?"""

"The police just released a statement that someone is going around pickpocketing midgets. I'm surprised someone could stoop so low."

"Did you hear about that amazing joke that Jesus told as he was dying? I don't know the joke, but apparently he nailed the execution."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"

"Huh, this is a first Never had an ambulance follow me to the gym before They must know"

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice."