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Joke of the Day

"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."

"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"

"Christmas gift What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."

"Why are sharts always a surprise? Because you can never see that shit coming."

"The Venn diagram of ""stuff I was supposed to do today"" and ""stuff I did today"" is two separate circles and the second one is a pizza"

"Reddit is going orange From what I hear it's a new black."