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Joke of the Day
"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."
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"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."
"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."
"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."
"The Germanwings plane was a lot like a small flame used as an ignition source You know, 'cause it was a pilot light"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution"
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"