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Joke of the Day
"Christmas gift What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"
"So I have one coworker who uses ""irregardless"" and another who uses ""unappropriate"" and now I'm over trying to conversate with these people."
"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."
"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"
"Me: I LOVE Pokemon Go! Him: Are you just collecting caterpillars and putting them in your purse?! Me:"
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""
"If fake tans make you look more attractive then logically so will rolling your naked body in Cheetos dust."
"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."