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Joke of the Day
"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"
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"Hey let me tell you an IT joke: how many meters is there in a kilometer? 1024"
"I've spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted."
"How to Keep an Idiot in Suspense - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ... I'll tell you later."
"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""
"'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'"
"Everyone in ""Star Wars"". Everyone in ""The Muppets"". Everyone in ""Game of Thrones"". This is now the first tweet with over 140 characters."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables... What do egalitarians eat? edit: for originality points"
"If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America."
"If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet."