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Joke of the Day
"What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra."
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"The Olympians stories are amazing! The Ukrainian whose family was killed, the Korean who escaped slavery, the American who never had wifi."
"The family pet is getting old so we're all pitching in and throwing the dog poop in the neighbors yard when she can't make it over there."
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. JK ROLLING"
"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"
"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
"I hate when my cat brings in a dead bird and I have to pretend I enjoy eating it so I don't hurt his feelings"
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."
"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."