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Joke of the Day

"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."

"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."

"What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?"

"I have a friend called 'Tiba' Sometimes I think he's a bit backwards"

"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."

"Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!"

"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"

"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""

"Why don't they play poker in the savanna? because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day."

"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""