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"""It takes 2 to tangle."" - iPod ear buds."
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"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Mayweather won"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"
"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"
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"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."
"Well, well, well. I guess my silver letter opener isn't so ""gaudy"" now that there's a rampaging werewolf in the house, is it, Gladys?"
"If I'm suddenly acting really nice to you, chances are it's only because I want what you're eating."