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Joke of the Day

"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."

"I asked my friends how they decided they were going to have a baby... They said it was just sperm of the moment."

"Apple Airpods A $159 game of hide and seek."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he cums once a year."

"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."

"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"

"Why are so many lesbians vegetarian? Because they don't like to eat meat ( )"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes."

"[Dads birthday] ""Make a wish Dad"" *Dad blows out candles *Looks around *Looks @ wife Where did our son go? -What son? *Dad cries with joy"