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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment."
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"Why do hunters close one eye when they aim? Because they can't see if they close both."
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""
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"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."
"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""
"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"