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Joke of the Day

"Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening."

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"What do you call a group of squids? a *squad*"

"Why did the butcher divorce his wife? He caught her eating his competitor's meat!"

"Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer"

"Why does camping never get boring? Because it's in tents."

"What does a 80 yr old woman taste like? Depends."

"My brother and I know EVERYTHING between the two of us. Go ahead, ask something..."

"How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him."