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Joke of the Day

"When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: ""I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."""

"Everyone was texting her good morning sunshine, so I texted her ""good morning solar eclipse"" Yeah, don't do that."

"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."

"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"

"Lately, there are a lot of Leftists... ...who all think they're Right."

"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"