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Joke of the Day
"Lately, there are a lot of Leftists... ...who all think they're Right."
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"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."
"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."
"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."
"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."
"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"