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Joke of the Day
"What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""
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"Knock, knock Who's there? I eat map. I eat map, who? *Ewwwww.*"
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"
"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"
"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"
"what does Voldemort call his prostitutes Whorecruxes"
"What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said ""Who's a pretty boy then?"""
"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."
"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."
"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"