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Joke of the Day

"What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"I don't understand the big hubbub about missing divers. They're probably just underwater."

"How do Canadians take care of their skin? Maybe it's maple leaf."

"How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner."

"After the title ""The Fate of the Furious"", I just need next 2 movies to be titled Fast *nein* : The Fast and the *Furher*ious Fast10 : your seatbelt"

"Lawyer: ""Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"" Client: ""After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning I'm beginning to think I didn't."""

"Two aboriginees, a mother and child, see a plane fly by The child asks, ""mom, are planes good to eat?"" The mother replies, ""Planes are like lobsters, you only eat what's inside."""

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."

"This cab driver has zero clue that ive played crazy taxi extensively and am critiquing his every move"