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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"
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"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"22 y.o. male seeks woman who will kill spiders for him. Will do sex if required, but mostly please kill spiders"
"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"
"Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, ""The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"""
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"I'm glad Lassie wasnt my dog. I just want to watch TV, I don't want to be constantly rescuing people."
"What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk? You're gonna be pooped after this."
"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."