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Joke of the Day
"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."
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"My name is Leon but some of you know me by my street name, 9th avenue."
"As a male, I enjoy watching POV porn where the guy recording is black so I can imagine that I have an enormous vertical leap."
"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It ends faster for fat people"
"What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the Negav desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it? here in my mirage got this jew labor genie here"
"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."
"Have you heard about the man with five penises? His underwear fit like a glove."
"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"