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Joke of the Day

"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"

"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"

"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"

"A study showed that more women have vibrators than husbands. Just to play it safe, I'm teaching my penis to vibrate."

"Floaters What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ? - Your grandma's jaws"

"If ignorance is bliss then explain Facebook."

"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, all the grils have fled, so with [this](http://i.imgur.com/jKdoV69.jpg) I'll just have to make do."

"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"

"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."