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Joke of the Day
"A good joke is like a kid with cancer They never get old."
Next Joke
"What did the chopped wood say to the tree? Run!"
"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? The Mercedes can easily reach 40."
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"
"What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower? Promoted"
"When's the best time of day to start a diet? 4:00 For:Klock"
"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."