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Joke of the Day
"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."
Next Joke
"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"
"If I had a dollar for ever time someone told me my generation sucks.... Maybe I could pay my student loans."
"Remember when you blew bubbles as a kid he called to say hello."
"How do you break a Polacks finger? Punch him in the nose."
"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""
"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"
"Two types of people in the world.... Ones who pee in the shower, and motherf**kin liars"
"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"