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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish bachelors like latina women? Because they like to fool around with Chicsas before they marry. (A shiksa is a gentile woman)"

"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"

"My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog"

"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."

"""I can't believe we're selling this house. So many memories. Man, if walls could talk..."" WALL: ""I saw you vacuum up your kid's hamster."""

"Dictator Vegetable Who was the Dictator Vegetable who was responsible for the death of millions of people? Muammar Gourd-affi."

"What do you call a pimp with his whores? A guard and hoes."

"I get bi with a little help from my girl friends."

"Why did the T-Rex go extinct? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Did you hear about the epileptic midget who works at the pizzeria? They call him Little Seizures."