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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
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"Mexican Word - Bishop My wife fall down and I have to pick the bishop"
"Funny talks make smile always. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."
"I hate it when I'm brushing my teeth and Kiefer Sutherland climbs out of the toilet just to ask me if he can bum a cigarette."
"Women only call me ugly until they see how much money I make... Then they don't call me at all"
"What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball? Golbat."
"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."
"If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, ""I'll cut you."""
"Say what you want about deaf people."
"[At gang interview] GangLeader: You wanna be in our gang Me: Yep GL: What qualities do you.. M: *Already snapping fingers GL: You're in"