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Joke of the Day
"If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, ""I'll cut you."""
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"Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY? EROTIC is when you use a feather. KINKY is when you use the whole chicken."
"Apparently 1 out of 3 people cheat in a relationship I just don't know whether it's my wife, or girlfriend."
"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""
"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"
"How did I get out of Iran? Iraq. Edit: Guys I think I fucked up."
"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."
"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"
"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."
"What type of fruit is not allowed to get married? Cantaloupe..."