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Joke of the Day

"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."

"What do you call the girls who outrun me? Virgins."

"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"

"Some are mad Trump won. Others are mad that the anti-Trumps are mad. I'm mad that you open up a new bag of chips and it's only 1/3 full."

"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ? Anka the ship !"

"A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time."

"What kind of boxes do gay boxes like? Male Boxes."

"How do u castrate a priest ? Kick the alter boy in the chin ;)"

"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"