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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""
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"Trumps penis is so big... That on a (qwerty) keyboard it stretches all the way from A to Z"
"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."
"HALT! Hammerzeit!"
"If optimus prime was a pokemon, what would his most used attacks be? Transform and rollout. (When you tell this to people wait and see if they guess it)"
"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"
"Why was Ke$ha arrested? TiK ToK On The Clock"
"Texting you back right away doesn't make me a psycho. What makes me a pyscho is watching you through your window while petting your cat."
"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"