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Joke of the Day
"Teacher asks to name 3 great kings Student raises hand and replies fucking, smoking, drinking"
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"What's a monkey's favorite snack? Rhesus Peanut butter cups!"
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"
"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"
"Why is it so hot? I can just feel the sweat roll down kirstie alley's thighs"
"You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine."
"My grandpa once told me... If you want a girl to accept your proposal, you have to spend 2 months salary on a ring. I asked him, what the hell is a salary?"
"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"