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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."
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"Math jokes never work on me I have trouble differentiating them. They aren't an integral part of my life and most of the time they just don't add up."
"Justin Bieber Comedy Roast - 10 Meanest Jokes"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved."
"Dressing up as the grim reaper while at work in the ER is not amusing says HR. So uptight."
"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"
"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"
"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."
"Manatees come in all sorts of shades and hues Oh the hue manatee"