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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."
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"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."
"Did you hear that Bjork covered a Lady Gaga song? It's called ""Bjorn This Way""."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer.. I don't know what he laced em with but I've been tripping all day......!"
"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."
"Teacher: in this class you should love logarithms. Student: what if they don't reciprocate? Sorry for the bad math joke... but it was just too good."
"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."
"Man, the frappes at the grinder place by the rotary are wicked good. Go Sox! Sorry about that. I had 2 Boston Kreme donuts this morning."
"Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents."