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Joke of the Day

"My Dad taught me to swim the old fashion way He took me down to the river and threw me in. As soon as I got out of that burlap sack I could swim like a fish!"

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"Did you know that the Supreme Court is just a regular court with sour cream?"

"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."

"ladies: the day after Halloween, don't forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile"

"What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture? Cell shading."

"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"

"Does anyone know how to get make-up off a dog? Asking for a friend, she's a bitch."