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Joke of the Day
"My wife's fanny smells like roses.. But rose's is tighter."
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"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"
"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."
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"Caveman1: look, I invent wheel Caveman2: what we do now? Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet"
"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."
"What do you call a bouncer at a gay club? A flamethrower"
"I'm ""had to actually call a girl on the home phone to ask her out while hoping my mom didn't pick up and start dialing"" years old."
"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."