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Joke of the Day
"Does anyone know how to get make-up off a dog? Asking for a friend, she's a bitch."
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"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."
"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."
"Thou shalt not commit adulthood"
"How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work."
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."
"If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems Oh wait."
"""Hello darkness my old friend."" Darkness: I'm not lending you any money."