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Joke of the Day

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"Do you know if Stephen Hawking still has his old phone number? Everytime I call, a machine answers."

"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and an onion? You cry when you cut up the onion."

"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Credit: Philip J. Fry"

"yo here's a cool name: ""Wolf Blitzer."" Damn that's cool as hell. Let's give it to the lamest nerd imaginable."

"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"

"[Cringe Alert] Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ? They only wear Trunks."

"What do you call an Islamic mosquito? A 'mosque-ito'."

"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."