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Joke of the Day
"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"
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"When I was a kid, I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Now I realize that it was just a fanta-sea."
"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"
"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."
"I don't repeat gossip So listen carefully the first time"
"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."
"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't. Not mine, I just read it on a mug at work."
"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"I was so thankful.... I couldn't thank my friend enough for getting me into fight club. ""Don't mention it!"", he said."