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Joke of the Day
"TIL you can fit 30 bananas in a Kangaroo's pouch. Also, I'm not allowed at the zoo anymore."
Next Joke
"Stand way over there and let me tell you a funny fairytale. Once upon a time I ate all of your Halloween candy this morning."
"make love, not war 1) In the 60s, they made love, not war. I'm married. I make both."
"Don't stare at me during sex! I don't know you!"
"An Irish man walks into a bar. ."
"A message from a girl Received a messages from a girl, ""come quickly to me, there's nobody home."" I went. Indeed, there was no one."
"He said the spark between us was gone. So I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up"
"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear"
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little kid in the jaw."