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Joke of the Day
"What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
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"I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit."
"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."
"I used to hate peer pressure, but my friends got me into it."
"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"
"Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose."
"Why are gay pride parades held in the summer? Because gay pride comes before gay fall."