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Joke of the Day
"I like having conversations on elevators because you know there's a time limit."
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"Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money."
"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."
"What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense."
"Why will the USA never go bankrupt? It will just host a telethon."
"FACT: Carrots may be good for your eyes but alcohol will double your vision."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect."
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