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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red Oh, by the way, I have Alzheimers Happy Veterans Day"

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."

"Don't forget to get married because a non-existent supreme being wants you to go against your primal nature."

"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"

"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."

"If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?"

"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"What turns on mathematicians Big quantitties."