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Joke of the Day
"What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? -Fog"
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"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"
"chik-fil-a employee: It Would Be My Dying Wish To Serve You, Great Lord me: I just want some nuggets man cfa employee: I Would Die For You"
"When adding number in your head... It's really the thought that counts."
"Woman walks in on a man who's masturbating. Woman says, ""Eww you pervert!""... **Man** walks in on a **woman** who's masturbating. Woman says ""Eww you pervert!"" credit: /u/nobodyatnight"
"Adele has confirmed that her new album will be called 25... Not for her current age, but for the number of snickers bars she had for breakfast"
"What gets whiter as it gets dirtier? Michael Jackson!"
"What is a Redditors favorite animal? A cat because we are lonely... I need friends."
"I would like to make a pun about philosophy,... ...but I Kant."
"2007: OBAMA'S COMIN' FER YER GUNS 2008: comin' 2009: almost 2010: any day 2011: seriously 2012: ok now 2013: i think.. 2014: nope 2015: well"