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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"
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"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"
"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"
"Why shouldn't you drink at a math party? Because you shouldn't drink and derive."
"A bug hit the windshield and my Grandma said: ""I bet he won't have the guts to do that again!"""
"Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work? He didn't want no scrubs"
"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"
"I got enough money to retire and enjoy life without ever working again.. .. if I die within the next month."
"People with profile pictures of their kids. Stop it. All I can think is, why are these toddlers trying to add me on facebook?"