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Joke of the Day
"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."
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"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."
"My wife ordered a pizza from Papa John's but I saved a step by throwing up before it got here."
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"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
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